Step One:
- Hop into bed with your ex.
- Decide it’s a ‘mistake’.
- Act like nothing ever happened.
Step Two:
- Lie to me.
- Promise me a future.
- For five whole months.
Step Three:
- Let your ex treat me like shit.
- Watch me fall apart.
- Don’t do anything about it.
Step Four:
- Confess when I confront you.
- Use a poor excuse or three.
- Pretend like it’s all just dandy.
Step Five:
- Parade your ex.
- Act like she’s far more important than me.
- Swear it’s ‘friendship’ that matters while swearing all you want is for me to be happy.
Step Six:
- Watch me fall apart some more.
- Watch us fall apart.
- Swear you love me some more.
- Say goodbye.
